Yo Obama, I’ma let you finish, but…
Since Dirty Betty’s / Cookie Bar has closed and the
planned new location is yet to be announced, I wanted to take an honest look at
the state of donuts in Chicago and the craze of small-batch doughnut shops that
are creeping up downtown and beyond. Here they are, arranged in descending
order of my affections.
Firecakes. Having
just opened this month, and in walking distance from my job, I am already
convinced we have a new champion. Everything I’ve had has been a stand-out. The
Chocolate Hazelnut, which is a longjohn
with Nutella cream filling. The Valrhona
Chocolate Glazed, which carries the mantel once held by Dirty Betty’s of
the most fulfilling chocolate glaze. The Honey
Glazed, which is a solid reminder that the true test is mastering the basics.
The Coconut Cream, which is a cake
donut with a totally unexpected citrusy twist and a dollop of cream in the
middle. Firecakes, may I present you the crown?
“We Can Donut.” Glazed and Infused, Wicker Park. |
Do-Rite Doughnuts. Specializing in cake doughnuts, this place serves up flavor combinations one
doesn’t normally find with donuts. Strawberry-Rhubarb and Peanut Butter Banana,
for example. One might assume these très chic donuts would be dainty
three-biters, but these are meaty monsters that would make less gluttonous
more rational people stop after just one. My favorites are the aromatic Pistachio-Meyer Lemon and the creamy Coconut
Custard.
Do-Rite's Pistachio-Meyer Lemon |
Doughnut Vault. When this posh, elevator shaft-sized space opened, I bought the hype. I
stood in hour-long lines for a five-item menu, knowing they tended to run out
of things quickly. My first visit wasn’t anything notable, so I masochistically
returned hoping the other flavors would wow me. Instead my resentment grew. (Their
“Chestnut” tastes like a maple doughnut. And sprinkles on a $3 doughnut?) If you enjoy standing in fried bread lines, their best offering is the Gingerbread Stack, three small spiced cake
doughnuts with cinnamon sugar. Glancing at their website, they now offer a rotating
special doughnut on weekdays. Thanks, but I'll just go down the street to Firecakes.
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Chicago, of course, is not limited to these newer, small
batch doughnut shops. Chicago's southside has a few local institutions that have
been making traditional doughnuts for years. Because I am a public
transit-dependent northsider who gets far too hungry to wait, I have only tried
one of them: Dat Donut.
Despite its appearance on Bon Appetit’s Top 10 Places for Donuts list, I found it pretty average. But let’s be honest: an average doughnut is better than a Gold-medal winning salad…unless that salad is fried. Other southside doughnut joints include Old Fashioned Donuts and Huck Finn Restaurants.