|Parody of original cow and cloud image by Woody Jackson.|
(c) Woody Jackson and (c) Ben & Jerry's Homemade, Inc.
Though they've never shied away from a double entendre, Ben & Jerry's took offense that an adult film company has beat them at their game. Until a court order put a stop to it, interested consumers could buy DVDs from Ben & Cherry's adorned with familiar and friendly cows-and-clouds artwork and parody titles of flavors. Most articles will mention the titles Peanut Butter D-Cups, New York Fat & Chunky, Chocolate Fudge Babes and Boston Cream Thighs. What most articles won't mention are the other titles, which I managed to find (the titles, not the films): Hairy Garcia, Americone Cream, Banana Cl*t, Coconut 7 Lay-Her Bar, Everything But the...Butt and Late Night Sn*tch.
Given that Ben & Jerry's has flavors called Karamel Sutra and Schweddy Balls, my guess is the real plan was to sue the porn company into bankruptcy so Ben & Jerry's could hire their creative head to help name new flavors. And what a fun job that would be. With this mind, my friends and I have porn-ified some of the names of existing flavors:
- Hubby's Chubby
- Chunking the Monkey
- New York Super Fudge Spunk
- Heath's Bare Crotch
- Coconut Seven Layer Wh*re
- Jimmy Fallon's Late Night Shag
- Everything but the...Nuts!
- Boston Cream of Some Young Guy -or- Bustin' Cream Pie
- Imagine Earl's Piece
- Crotchy Crotch Crotch
- Americondom Dream -or- AmeriBone Dream
- All Ova Macadamia
- Jamaica Me Horny
- Red Vulva Cake
- Banana's Spit
- Chocolate Chip Cookie H*es
- Dublin Astroglide
- Black & Man
- Country Peach Gobbler
- From Russia with Balls
- Mission to Marcy's Pants
- CinnaMAN Buns -or- Cinnamon Buns on Fire Part 6: Extra Cream Filling
Good luck not thinking about any of this next time you're spooning a pint.